Flash song subjects are communicated by Stumpy some time after one trainwreck, with submissions hopefully around the time of the next trainwreck. Boom! FLASH!
- No, sorry, I’m busy that night, November 6, 2024
- Sunny places for shady people, October 30, 2024
- I Want My Chicken and I Want My Cupcakes (Stumpy), recording
- Sunny (Stumpy), recording
- Antlers, many antlers, October 23, 2024
- A little Bitter (Stumpy), recording
- Antlers & Bones (Jed Rivers), recording
- Not Since I Got Me Some Antlers (Stumpy), recording
- The ghosts of birds, October 16, 2024
- Miro’s Ghosts Of Birds In Blue (Jed Rivers), recording
- In The Middle Of My Chest (Stumpy), recording
- Working On It, October 9, 2024
- It’s Getting Better (Jed Rivers), recording
- Now I See How Wrong I Was (Stumpy), recording
- 3:00 AM, October 2, 2024
- This Team America clip, September 25, 2024
- Growing Yellow (Toby), recording
- Hey, You Bum (I Have Something Stuck In My Throat) (Stumpy), recording
- Indigents (Jed Rivers), recording
- The Horse You Rode In On, September 18, 2024
- That Horse You Rode In On (Jed Rivers), Jed’s recording, Stumpy’s take
- The Horse You Rode In On (Sean), recording
- The Horseshoe Row Den Gnawn (Toby), recording
- They Want to Know (Stumpy), recording
- Your money’s no good here, September 11, 2024
- Nick Nick Nick (Stumpy), recording
- Nowhere You Can Hide (Jed Rivers), recording
- You and Your Old Man (Toby), recording
- Drifting toward the falls, September 4, 2024
- Drifting Towards the Falls (Jed Rivers), recording
- Taylor Draw (Stumpy), recording
- Old Spice, August 28, 2024
- Daddy Old Spice (Stumpy), recording
- Old Spice (Jed Rivers), recording
- Old Spice Turn Around (Sabodog), recording
- Hermetically Sealed, August 21, 2024
- Hermetically Sealed (Jed Rivers), recording
- Hermit Song (Sabodog), recording
- My Mind Is Hermetically Sealed (Stumpy), recording
- Books that everyone buys but no one reads, August 14, 2024
- The Book (Sabodog), recording
- The Great Tome (Jed Rivers), recording
- Yes, I Bought That Book (Stumpy), recording
- Hot chicken, my ass!, August 7, 2024
- Hot Chicken (Jed Rivers), recording
- Hot Chicken Crunch (Anonymous), recording
- If you say I said that…, July 31, 2024
- I Will Sit in Silence (Jed Rivers), recording
- Sometimes We Travel (Stumpy), improv recording
- You Said I Said (Sabodog), recording
- Sparrow, December 13, 2023
- Sparrow, Leave Me Alone (Stumpy), recording
- All those things I used to carry in my bag, December 6, 2023
- Super mega, November 22, 2023
- Justice Will Prevail [Superman] (Stumpy), recording
- Super 8 Mega Million (Toby), recording
- Darlin, do you remember me?, November 8, 2023
- My Darling, Do You Remember? (Toby), recording
- Stumble (Stumpy), recording
- Badabing, badaboom, October 25, 2023
- Bada-Bing (Sabodog), recording
- Badabingbadaboombadabing (Lloyd), recording
- By the Light of the Moon (Stumpy), recording
- This image, October 18, 2023
- I Am A Man (Sabodog), recording
- Raggedy Man (Stumpy), recording
- The Blind King (Lloyd), recording
- Too Much Blame (Jed Rivers), recording
- Don’t Shoot The Piano Player, September 27, 2023
- This recording, September 20, 2023 (crickets & rain)
- Sexy Legs (Stumpy), recording
- Blame, and other addictions, September 13, 2023
- Yeah, I’m a Pig (Stumpy), recording
- ABAB CDCD EFEF GG, literally, literarily, or both, August 30, 2023
- Brandy (Toby), recording
- Ugly Face Sonnet Song (Stumpy), recording
- Name, August 16, 2023
- Badly Named (Jed Rivers), Jed’s recording, Stumpy’s minor version
- I Had A Name (Stumpy), recording
- Know Your Name (Stumpy), recording
- Never Knew His Name (Toby), recording
- No, really, why do you want to charge me a dollar for that splash of nut milk in my coffee?, August 9, 2023
- Bodega Coffee (Jed Rivers), recording
- Hey, Barista! (Stumpy), recording
- Headwinds, August 2, 2023
- Headwinds (Jed Rivers), recording
- We’ve Got Headwinds (Stumpy), recording
- Wind In My Head (Stumpy), recording
- Unlimited / Open (as in weight class, or whatever), July 26, 2023
- Open Class (Stumpy), recording
- Quiet, July 19, 2023
- ASMR MS
- It’s quiet, are you well? (Toby), recording
- Let’s Go Someplace Quiet (Stumpy), recording
- This Ain’t No Time To Be Quiet (Jed Rivers), recording
- Toad, July 12, 2023
- Lamp Book Rain Toad (Toby), recording
- Sun Come Up (Stumpy), recording (sorry for the fridge-hum)
- Toad (Sabodog), recording
- Toads On The Road (Jed Rivers), recording
- This Wyeth painting, July 5, 2023
- Andrew Wyeth YASF (Stumpy), recording
- I Forgot To Thank Them Too (Toby), recording
- Opened Eyes (Jed Rivers), recording
- Sad Vacation In Maine (Sabodog), recording
- Nails (and Nails), June 28, 2003
- Bring Me Back Home, Sweet Jesus (Jed Rivers), recording
- Nail In My Side (Toby), recording
- Nail It (Stumpy), recording
- Haiku verses, no rhyming, June 21, 2023
- Chimayo (Stumpy), recording
- High Like You (Toby), recording
- I Ate Too Much (Stumpy), recording
- Melancholia (Jed Rivers), recording
- Pocket knife, June 14, 2023
- The Things That We Carry, (Jed Rivers + Toby) recording
- Mister, June 7, 2023
- You Only Call Me Mister (Jed Rivers), recording
- Mister Mister (Toby), recording
- Moist, May 31, 2023
- Too Little Too Late (Jed Rivers), recording
- You Make Me Moist (Stumpy), recording
- Our Eyes Get Moist (Toby) recording
- It’s made out of wood, May 24, 2023
- Don’t Worry About Breaking My Heart (Jed Rivers), recording
- One of these days it will wall come undone (Toby), recording
- Everything just happened, May 17, 2023
- Oh, The Fortuneteller (Jed Rivers), recording
- Without You (Toby), recording
- Discipline, May 10, 2023
- The Crooked Road (Jed Rivers), recording
- Discipline And Waiting (Toby), recording
- Discipline Bad Players (Sabodog), recording
- One More Song About Jesus (Stumpy), recording
- Bad Players, April 26, 2023
- Bad Players (Toby), recording
- Bad Players Solo (Jed Rivers), recording
- I’ve Got No Problem (Stumpy), recording
- No, I’m sure that’s not what I said, April 19, 2023
- Certain (Stumpy), recording
- No (Sabodog), recording
- Not What I Said, Someone Else Instead (Toby), recording
- What’s Been Said (Jed Rivers), recording
- Birkenstocks and bobbleheads, April 12, 2023
- Birkenstocks and Bobbleheads (Jed Rivers), recording
- Bobbleheads On The Dance Floor (Toby), recording
- Dig Around In Their Trash (Toby), recording
- The most effectual method of recovering a drowned person, April 5, 2023
- Civilization (Jed Rivers), recording
- Corpse Reviver Boogie (Stumpy), recording
- Effectual Methods (Stumpy), recording
- I Don’t Wanna Drown (Toby), recording
- Sometimes A Man’s On An Island (Toby), recording
- You Drowned improv #1 (Stumpy), recording
- Silence, March 29, 2023.
- All the Silence (Toby), orig – piano recording , guitar recording
- Silence (Sabodog), recording
- Silence Is Golden (Stumpy), recording
- Silent Thoughts (Jed Rivers), recording
- No, wait, tell me again. He was in Home Depot, ripped the fentanyl patch off his shoulder, sucked on it, and fell into a dead faint?, March 22, 2023
- My Street, March 15, 2023
- Ain’t Nothing Like Your Street (Stumpy), recording
- In The Street (Toby), recording
- My Street (Sabodog), recording
- The Street (Jed Rivers), recording
- Lost Dog, March 8, 2023
- Dizzy (Sabodog), recording
- High And Lonesome Howl (Stumpy), recording – possibly liquored up
- Lost Dog (Jed Rivers), recording
- Lost Like Dogs (Toby), recording
- That Don’t Mean… (Stumpy), recording
- See what happens when you come late?, March 1, 2023
- Mamet (Stumpy), recording
- See What Happens When You Come Late (Jed Rivers), recording
- When I’m Late (Toby), recording
- When You’re Late (Adelaide), recording
- A B C D E F G (rinse, repeat), February 22, 2023
- Gracious Gorgeous Alice (Stumpy), recording
- Spell It Out Again (Toby), recording
- Your Alpha and Omega (Jed Rivers), recording
- Paul McCartney’s first solo album (McCartney) / Moby Dick, February 15, 2023
- Ahab’s Moby (Jed Rivers), recording
- Call Me Ishmael (Mickey), recording
- Call Me Moby (Stumpy), recording
- Doby Mick (Stumpy), recording
- Dontcha (Stumpy), recording
- No Wave Is Worth That Pay (Toby), recording
- Sarah (Sabodog), recording
- You can’t put all the monkeys in the same cage, February 8, 2023
- Oh Boy (Jed Rivers), recording
- Like Marjorie Taylor Greene (Stumpy), recording
- You Can’t Put All The Monkeys In The Same Cage (Toby), recording
- Acting Like I Don’t Care, February 1, 2023
- Acting Like I Just Don’t Care (Jed Rivers), recording
- Acting Like I Just Don’t Care (Toby & Penny), recording
- Just Give Me A Chance (Stumpy), recording
- Mass Shooter’s Lament (Sabodog), recording
- Exquisite corpse: I just plum forgot February 1, 2023 (Stumpy, Sabodog, Jed, Toby), recording
- Ocean, January 25, 2023
- These are a few of my favorite things, January 18, 2023
- Easy and Hard People (Toby), recording
- Favorite Things (Jed Rivers)
- I’ve Got The Sun (Stumpy), recording
- The Pretty Birds Wish (Stumpy), recording
- Stephen Pinker (Rationality, 2021) quoting Francis Bacon: “Francis Bacon (1561–1626), often credited with developing the scientific method, wrote of a man who was taken to a church and shown a painting of sailors who had escaped a shipwreck thanks to their holy vows. “Aye,” he remarked, “but where are they painted that were drowned after their vows?” January 11, 2023
- Glass Half Full Of Evidence (Toby), recording
- Good Christians Drowned Waltz (Stumpy), recording
- Icarus, Immortalized (Jed Rivers)
- WTF (Sabodog), recording
- Am7 D7 F, January 4, 2023
- A Return – Instrumental (Toby), recording
- It’s Not Clear (Toby), recording
- New Year’s Resolution (Sabodog), recording
- Second Day Of Twenty Twenty Three (Stumpy), recording
- Sweet Stranger (Stumpy), recording
- AnotherYear, December 28, 2022
- Another Year (Sabodog, to Nillson’s Gotta Get Up), recording
- Another Year (Toby), recording
- A Cold Fire Burning In Our Hearts (Jed Rivers), recording
- In Doyle’s Garage (Stumpy), recording
- Cold Fire, December 21, 2022
- Sexy Christmas, Sexy Chanukah, December 14, 2022
- Christmas Day Doo Wop (Stumpy), recording
- Hanukkah Doo Wop (Stumpy), recording
- Underground NYC Holiday (Jed Rivers w/ apologies to Jem Finer and Shane MacGowan), recording
- Winter Nights (Toby), recording, Stumpy’s take
- Suddenly, December 7, 2022
- Badlands, Suddenly (Stumpy), recording
- My Kingdom for a Pennywhistle (Do I really have to say?), recording
- Suddenly (Jed Rivers), recording
- Suddenly It’s Simple (Toby), recording
- Suddenly (Sabodog), recording
- Here is what I can give, November 30, 2022
- But I’ll Try (Toby), recording
- CMDX (Sabodog written in Mexico City, sans instrument), Stumpy’s guess, Toby’s version renamed Give What I Can, Here
- Here’s What I Can Give (Jed Rivers), recording
- Whatcha Gonna Give Me (Stumpy), recording
- When I’m Gone Away (Stumpy), Stumpy recording, Sabodog recording
- Mirror, mirror, on the wall, November 23, 2022
- Bad Day In The Mirror (Stumpy), recording
- Hey, I’ve Got A Question (Stumpy), recording
- Inside A Mirror (Toby), recording
- Mirror Mirror (Sabodog), recording
- Mirror Mirror improv (Viv), recording
- Mirror Mirror On The Wall (Jed Rivers), recording
- Reflections Of Youth improv (Viv), recording
- Go away, November 16, 2022
- Away, I Go Way (Jed Rivers), recording
- Go Away (Harry), recording
- Go Away (Sabodog), recording
- I Have My Doubts (Stumpy), recording sotto voce in a hotel room
- I Don’t Wanna Go Away improv (Toby), recording
- I Just Wanna Go Away With You (Toby), original electric recording, redone acoustic version
- No, They Don’t Have to Go Away (Toby), recording
- Somebody Told Me To Go Away improv (Stumpy), recording in that same hotel room
- Tomorrow we’ll know the truth, November 9, 2022
- A Day Like All The Rest (Stumpy), recording sotto voce in a hotel room
- Tomorrow We’ll Know The Truth (Jed Rivers), recording
- Tomorrow We’ll Know The Truth (Sabodog), recording
- Tomorrow We’ll Know The Truth (Toby), recording
- You’re different than me, November 2, 2022
- Nina You’re So Different From Me (Toby), recording
- Snob (Stumpy), recording
- The Only Difference (Toby), recording
- You’re Different Than Me (Jed Rivers), recording
- You’re Different Than Me (Sabodog), recording
- Wait… does Zoey like Shiloh!?, October 26, 2022
- I Didn’t Think You Noticed, October 19, 2022
- And The Second One Said (Stumpy), recording
- I Didn’t Think You’d Notice (Jed Rivers), recording
- I Didn’t Think You Noticed (Sabodog), recording
- I Didn’t Think You Noticed (My Slightly Creepy Attentions) (Stumpy), recording
- We Didn’t Think You Noticed (Toby), recording
- Emerson’s May 6, 1848 journal entry, written in Paris, France: “The boulevards have lost their fine trees, which were all cut down for barricades in February. At the end of a year we shall take account, and see if the Revolution was worth the trees.” October 12, 2022
- Do It (unfinished) (Stumpy), recording
- Song Of The Poets (Jed Rivers), recording
- Wrong From Right (Toby), recording
- An Apple A Day, October 5, 2022
- Wine, September 28, 2022
- Bitter Wine (Jed Rivers), recording
- Oh Red Wine (Toby), recording
- Wine, Too Much Thereof (Stumpy), recording
- This is how I looked when I was 21, September 21, 2022
- 21 Or So (Sabodog), recording
- An Old Photograph (Jed Rivers), recording
- Dog & His Bone (Stumpy), recording
- I Was 21 Or So (Toby), recording
- Spunky 21 (Stumpy), recording
- THC rap beat, September 14, 2022
- Can’t Decide (Toby), recording
- Content Is King And I’m A Knave (Put Down Your Prine and Pick Up The Dawg) (Stumpy), recording
- Jabber Jabber (Jed Rivers), recording
- Sabodog (Sabodog), recording
- Bruegel the Elder’s Big Fish Eat Little Fish, September 7, 2022
- Big Fish (Stumpy), recording
- Big Fish, Little Fish, A History (Sabodog), recording
- Crazy Old Fish (Jed Rivers), recording
- Naive Little Fish Union Organizing Song (Stumpy), recording
- There’s Always Some Other Fish (Toby), recording
- It Matters, August 31, 2022
- Does It Matter (Lloyd), recording
- It Matters (Jed Rivers), recording
- It Matters (Sabodog), recording
- It Matters (Stumpy), Stumpy recording, Toby recording
- It Matters (Toby), recording
- Monster Matter (Stumpy), recording
- What You Got? (Stumpy), recording
- Harvest Time, August 17, 2022
- Everywhere I Go (Stumpy), recording
- Harvest Time (Jed Rivers), recording
- Harvest Time (Sabodog), recording
- Working Man’s Wage (Stumpy), recording
- James Thurber’s Touche, August 10, 2022
- My French Ain’t So Good (Stumpy), recording
- Oh, Touché! (Stumpy), recording
- Salomé (Jed Rivers), recording
- Salome’s Talking Blues (Stumpy, for Jed Rivers), recording
- Sunny Day (Epee), recording
- Touché (Sabodog), recording
- Gold, August 3, 2022
- Gold (Sabodog), recording
- Gold (Stumpy), Stumpy recording, Toby recording
- Gold with dulcimer – semi improv (Stumpy), recording
- I See Gold In Your Eyes (Stumpy) recording
- We Always Went Out For The Gold (Jed Rivers), recording
- Chord progression: 1 3 7 4, July 27, 2022
- 1, 3, 7, 4 (Michael), recording, stumpied
- Except You And Me (Stumpy), recording
- Solo Hike (Toby), recording
- Venetian Mask 1 3 7 4 (Jed’s song rearranged by Sabodog), recording
- Wasted Words (Jed Rivers), recording
- Fortunes, lost or found, July 13, 2022
- Found Fortune (Jed Rivers), recording
- I Could Be Homeward Bound (Stumpy), recording
- Mr. Fortune (Stumpy), recording
- Obfuscation (Sabodog), Sabodog recording, Toby recording
- I got your letter, June 29, 2022
- Gonna Write Right Back To You (Stumpy), recording
- I Got Your Letter (Jed Rivers), recording
- I Got Your Letter (Sabodog), recording, Stumpy version
- I Got Your Letter (Stumpy), recording
- Oink, June 22, 2022
- Bite Me Again (Stumpy), church, barroom
- Oinky Doinky (Jed Rivers), recording
- Acrostic songwriter (ask Stumpy for special instructions), June 15, 2022
- Eat My Snail – STUMPY DELKO (Stumpy), recording
- Everybody, Yeah, Swing and Sway – DOYLE WARREN (Stumpy), recording
- Lonely Night – JED RIVERS (Jed Rivers), Jed’s recording, Stumpy version
- Only You – STUMPY DELKO (Stumpy), recording
- Sabodog – SABODOG (Sabodog), recording
- Sing Sing Sing – STEVE GERARD (SG), image only so far
- Time-Only-Baby-You – TOBY SNYDER (Toby), recording
- Naturally, I answered “Yes”, June 8, 2022
- Emmaus (Stumpy), recording
- Venetian Mask (Jed Rivers), recording
- Moshi moshi!, June 1, 2022
- MoshiMoshi (Jed Rivers), recording
- The Phone Is Ringin’ (Stumpy), recording
- Talking Moshi, Moshi Blues (Sabodog), recording
- The arms of the queen, May 25, 2022
- In The Arms Of Queenie (Sabodog), recording
- In The Arms Of The Queen (Jed Rivers), recording
- When She Lifts Her Crown (Stumpy), recording
- Je ne sais quoi, May 18, 2022
- Ginny Say, What? (Stumpy), recording improv
- Je Ne Sais Quoi (Mickey), recording
- The financial lives of the poets, May 11, 2022
- Awful In Every Way (Stumpy), pre-coffee dawn recording, post coffee recording
- The Financial Lives of the Poets (Sabodog), recording
- Plunkitt and Polonius (Toby), recording
- The Poet Doesn’t Chart (Mickey), recording
- Many Ways To Go Wrong, May 4, 2022
- Half Of Them Start With You (Stumpy), recording
- So Many Ways (Toby), recording while walking
- Too Many Ways To Go Wrong (Sabodog), recording
- Hair Loss Stops With Us, April 27, 2022
- Hair Loss Ends Here (Sabodog), recording
- Our R.T. Hair Loss (Glasser), recording
- Racoon Lodge (Stumpy), recording
- She Wore A Bandana (Toby), recording
- Mimi Chose Romance, April 20, 2022
- Mimi Chose Romance (Sabodog), recording
- Mimi and Freddie (Toby), recording
- Second Best, Wednesday, April 13, 2022
- I Want to Be Your Second Best (Neustadt), recording
- One-Two Punch (Sabodog), recording
- St. Agatha (Toby), recording
- The Second Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me (Stumpy), recording
- I Don’t Know, Wednesday, April 6, 2022
- Time (Sabodog), recording
- I Don’t Know Why You’re Upset (Toby), recording
- We Were Children (Stumpy), recording, Sabodog version
- You’re Not My Problem (Vivi), recording
- Right Hand Of God, Wednesday, March 30, 2022
- Empanada, Wednesday, March 23, 2022
- I Still Don’t Know What You Are Gonna Say (Toby), recording
- My Little Empanada (Stumpy), recording
- Nostalgia’s For Creeps (Mickey), recording
- Traditional Peruvian Empanada Song (David N)
- Bacon (Wednesday, March 16, 2022)
- Bring Your Bacon Home (Mickey), recording
- I Like Bacon In The Usual Way (Stumpy), recording
- It’s Bad For Your Gut (David)
- My Bacon’s Burnt (S. Carter)
- Side of Bacon (Toby), recording
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